The following conversation took place in my office.
Chops: Stephie, you are going to be so proud of the very adult thing I have just done!
Steph: OMG Chops! You did it with a dude?
Chops (crestfallen): Um, no. I wish I could make you proud in that way, Stephanie.
Steph: Ohhh mate… So what did you actually do?
Chops: Got private health insurance.