Category Archives: Gross

AND ANOTHER THING

Today, I witnessed a slim, attractive blonde kiss her boyfriend full on the lips and say coquettishly “Sorry I taste like salad.”

That’s right. Salad.

It made me want to aggressively lick the nearest person’s face and say “SORRY I TASTE LIKE THE FOUR KINDS OF FUNGUS AND FIVE KINDS OF CHEESE IN YOTAM OTTOLENGHI’S MUSHROOM LASAGNE EXCEPT FOR THAT I’M NOT SORRY!”

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On This Day: 18 August 2011

One of Chops’s favourite ways to enjoy the passage of time is by listening to Stew Farrell and Leapin’ Larry L on 3RRR’s All Over the Shop program. Especially when they put on a posh voice for ON THIS DAY and recount historical events. If you have not heard it you should deffo get the podcasts because they even come with fart noises. HILARIOUS.

Thus inspired, I am going to start my own record of events, so that on future 18ths of August I can recall special memories. Continue reading

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