Category Archives: Sisterchops

SMELLS LIKE TWEEN SPIRIT: My nephew, LOL machine

My sisterchops (an extraordinary parent) is raising a nine-year-old comic genius, who calls himself Dan-o-wan Xtreme.

Last week, Dan-o-wan Xtreme snuck into his grandmother’s iPhone and added WHISKEY and FARTS to her shopping list. Like so:

Also, he denied it.

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In Conversation: A Chops Family Christmas

SISTERCHOPS

“Fear my wrath.”

“Fear my Philip Roth.”

“Fear my Philip K. Dick.”

“Fear my dick.”

Fin. Continue reading

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